BREAKING NEWS: Most Dangerous Food Might Be In Your Refridgerator Right Now

While many are turning to the simple and delicious yogurt parfaits to replace their sweet snacks, these healthier food options may be more dangerous than you think. Just today, a 28 year old girl’s tongue was cut right open when she casually licked the excess yogurt off of the plastic lid on her strawberry-blueberry yogurt parfait. Witnesses reported the parfait to have “one sharp lid” and were glad they had not been eating a parfait today.

Her condition is still being assessed at this time. Had she not been at work in the University of South Florida’s medical school when this happened, who knows how this shocking incident may have ended.