CONFIRMED: Texas Maniac Member of Antifa, BLM, IRA, ISIS, CIA, KKK, SJW, & MIB!!!

By Morgan Kendrick | Sutherland Springs, TX

Channel 23 News has been able to confirm through a number of sources that the gunman who attacked a quite church in Sutherland Springs was a member of several radical groups. Through our in-depth investigative process of asking our regular panel, we’ve come up with the list of all known and speculated associations with the villain. The groups run the extremist alphabet, from Antifa to the Weathermen.

Many believe that Devin Kelley was driven to such an atrocity due to his affiliation with Antifa thanks to a report from YourNewsWire.com. Mr. Baxter Dmitry relates to us through the texts of one Cousin Brian that the shooters, “draped [an] antifa flag over the pulpit” and declared a “communist revolution.” Many are worried about the safety of Cousin Brian, as this is the last we have heard from him.

Upon learning this news, our team of journalists scoured the internet for any and all information on about Devin Kelley. Here’s what we found out: Researchers at Unit587.com have concluded that Kelley’s beard shows clear ties to Islam and the ISIS terrorist organization. Alex Jones from InfoWars.net has uncovered that Kelley was a SJW atheist who hated Baptists. Reverend Thaddeus Machabee, well-known Bible scholar, theorizes that Kelley, an Irish descendant, is a member of a sleeper-cell of the IRA that’s been activated here in the United States. But the story doesn’t stop there!

Derek Tikkuri of StateoftheNation2012.com and many others point out that this incident may be a false flag operation: an attack by the government under the guise of another organization. Derek has uncovered secret information that prove that the CIA and Freemasons are behind the tragic events in Texas. By using his patented Germinator code, he’s been able to uncover secret messages Freemasons have hidden in plain sight… Right in newspaper headlines.

But what kind of false flag was it? What was the aim? Even Cliff Clifford Clifton, the head of the Mutual UFO Network, has an idea. “What we have here is a classic example of a Men In Black operation. The media has confirmed to us that David Kelley was wearing all black when he committed this attack. I think this is a pretty strong indication that Kelley was working to prevent disclosure. That’s just what MIBs do.”

Given all of his connections, Kelley may be the most intricately entangled agent in the history of espionage. It is uncertain at this time if the CIA provided funds or arms for the attack. “I’m not saying I have proof of this,” cautioned Alex Jones. “I’m just asking questions. And we should always be afraid of those who are afraid of those who ask questions. This is still America.”

Keep following Channel 23 News for further developments at Twitter.com/Channel_23_News