Dente defeats Colavita in landslide victory

Robert Brett Dente, 32, defeated Anthony “Tont” Colavita,56, to win Eastchester Town Supervisor, Tuesday night. Dente promised that this was his town and he prided himself on keeping crime down and Snapple bottles aplenty. Colavita accused Robert of not having the experience of running a town , by saying he doesn’t even help Jason Dente on Wednesdays when they make Snapple deliveries. Robert denied this rumors and said Jason is a hard working young man and I enjoy working with him everyday. We need more people like Jason populating our lovely town of Eastchester. Robert celebrated the Victory with a blue moon and diet lemon Snapple, no straw.