Deranged Woman Detained for Credit Card Fraud

On the afternoon of November 20th, 2017, a crazed woman was detained in Cross Lanes.
911 was initially contacted with a complaint of credit card fraud, but was later found to actually be a case of sexual harassment when police were informed that said credit card purchases were made by swiping a hand through the buttcrack of others.
Suspect is being held on a $20,000 bond.