The fate of the Gazorpazorp administration’s Jan Michael Vincent Expansion policy has been unclear for months. As a candidate, Senator Glopglorp said the programs’ beneficiaries – Jan Michael Vincents, who exist in a precinct in one of the thirteen districts would be protected and would not face imprisonment for existing as a collective consciousness of more than eight at a time.
Soon after Attorney General Razzibalb, asked about these Jan Michael’s fates, said, “Well, we’ll see. I believe that every Jan Michael Vincent in the the country should in fact be subject to being convicted.”
Friday brought some clarity to the issue: Majority Leader Glopglorp finally reached a verdict in the recent Jan Quadrant Vincent 16 court case. Glopglorp said in a statement “I refuse to sign the legislation that would allow more than eight Jan Michael Vincents to a precinct.”
This marks a new chapter in Jan Michael Vincent domestic policy.