Man banned from local gym after failing to urinate in shower

A Doncaster man has been banned from his local gym after it was found that he had been regularly having a post-workout shower without taking a piss at the same time. The offence was spotted by the male changing room cleaner, who noted that the shower tray remained a pristine white color after Peter Smith, 24, emerged at 6:30pm each evening, rather than having the more typical light yellow film around the edges.