Worse Batsmen to ever play for SECA

Gianni Mercuri, a 21 year old player for Omega Cricket Club in SECA is said to have the longest streak of innings where he has been given out for fewer then 10 runs. Gianni doesn’t bowl as he is selected in the team as a batsmen however, with a batting average of 4.32 some might wonder why he is still in the second best grade Omega CC has to offer. Fox News spoke with Captain of the Team Ivan. When asked why he continues to select Gianni Mercuri in his team, Ivan said “I just love seeing him fail. You could bowl opposite handed, blindfolded with no arms and still get Gianni out” Gianni responded with “Well this week I got out on purpose because I wanted to have a pot with Gazza at the SOC”