All children with the name of Joshua will be arrested

All children with the name of Joshua will be arrested! Due to the name now being common among terrorists it is best to arrest all people with that name. The president reports that we must put a stop to all terrorism and this is one of the steps we must take. In milder circumstances terrorism is starting to close. All people by the name of Joshua however, will serve a life sentence. This is one of the things that MUST be done to prevent anymore acts of terrorism. We are sorry for this, but terrorism must be stopped.