Last night, a now 12 year old Breaded Salmon Fillet who goes by the name of Toby Malkin – sometimes known as ‘Tibby’ was miraculously found alive in his house near sale.
Police and Vetenarians were called to the scene to help Toby get back into his natural habitat – the local swimming pool. This was a difficult task, but they managed It, and the Breaded Salmon is now living a Happy, contented life.
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