It’s that time of year again! Christmas time! Happy holidays with family and friends. Let’s not forget about Santa either. Lol. Well, one boy out of Georgia has found the true meaning of Christmas. 33 year old David Roldan out of Calhoun, Georgia felt sad. He never believed in Santa. In fact, he hated the fact that Santa was apart of Christmas! “Fuck that cracka-ass-cracka” he yelled while being interviewed the other day. We sat down with David and discussed his hated for Santa. David began, “Since I was a little boy, I would ask Santa for the same thing every year. And guess what? My penis is still very tiny!!!!” Fuck that fat bitch he yelled. So this year we surprised David with his next favorite thing, Butter & Warm cheap-ass Beer. Happy Holidays everyone!!