Fort Knox Federal Credit Union Slowest Bank in World

According to the recently released Pew study on banking customer service efficiency, Fort Knox Federal Credit Union is the slowest bank in the world.

β€œWhen I first came through those front doors, I was a lovely lady of 18,” said Nancy Smith, grandmother of six.

On the plus side, the Fort Knox Federal Credit Union is considering giving away free toasters for opening a savings account. That way you can have toast as you wait.