I miss the old Jorpen, straight from the ‘go Jorpen, chop up the soul Jorpen, set on his goals Jorpen. I hate the new Jorpen, the snarky mood Jorpen, the always rude Jorpen, spaz in the news Jorpen. I miss the sweet Jorpen, playing Persona 3 Jorpen. I gotta to say, at the time I’d like to meet Jorpen. See I invented Jorpen, it wasn’t any Jorpens, and now I look and look around and there’s so many Jorpens. I used to love Jorpen, I used to love Jorpen, I even had the gay haircut, I thought I was Jorpen. What if Jorpen made a song, about Jorpen? Called “I Miss The Old Jorpen,” man that would be so Jorpen! That’s all it was Jorpen, we still love Jorpen, and I love you like Jorpen loves Jorpen.