Local Beaver Crossing Pastor sells soul to the devil

Local Beaver Crossing non-denominational pastor decided to give up preaching and sells his soul to the devil. Eric Wiezorek says he’s tired of living the poor life on the farm so he will sell his soul now and pick it back up later. “Half a mill is worth the deal!”
Locals refused to interview but graffitied the town with the rumor so everyone would be aware. Since then his pews have been filled.