New Cardi B Track “Gone Make You Late” Actually Makes Person Late

In a stunning twist to popular R&B culture, the new track by Cardi B. entitled “Gone Make You Late” actually made someone late.
Concert goer C. Brown actually reported to work late the morning after attending a Cardi B concert.
When asked to comment, the up and coming R&B superstar stated “damn, I wasn’t trying to be psychic or anything, just seemed like a good song title”.
During the interview, she dropped the bombshell announcement that in light of the turn of events, she would be withdrawing from the music scene to delve into the world of psychic mysticism. “I am going to get a crystal ball and a neon sign that says “Madam B”!
The concert goer is currently at work and is doing just fine.