Reddit User “patrick-k” is Confirmed

On December 10, 2017, Reddit user “patrick-k” was confirmed.

It is reported he was just spending another day on Reddit, when suddenly he was forced to be confirmed by an unknown man who had broken into his house.

“It’s upsetting,” “patrick-k” has stated. “Suddenly I was choked, gagged, and force to confirm I am confirmed. I hope that other people understand it’s not what they may think it is. Also, Kumba Sucks.”

The person who forced “patrick-k” to confirm is still being searched for. Although the police stated that no details had been know, it’s rumored that the culprit was Vietnamese.

Reddit is an American social news aggregation, web content rating, and discussion website where registered members submit content to the site such as links, text posts, and images, which are then voted up or down by other members. Posts are organized by subject into boards called “subreddits”, which cover a variety of topics. “patrick-k” was known to be an active RollerCoaster enthusiast, and was therefore most active on r/rollercoasters and r/rollercoasterjerk.

If you see an Asian man, please report him to the police. With you help, the police can turn this “patrick-nay” case into a “patrick-yay” case.