RT. 128 South, 93 South And All Back Roads Gridlocked

After what the the Massachusetts Highway Department and the State Police are calling ‘Christmassnowarmegeddon’, State and local officials are urging holiday travelers to, ‘stay off the fucking roads’. State Police Sgt., Bill Fickner was quoted as saying, “any of these people who decide to drive today should get their fucking head examined.”
In interviewing some local would be expected teavellirs, Meaghan Trentsch was quoted as saying, “fuck Fickner. I’ve got GPS and know all the back roads better than I know my vacuum cleaner.” At press time, Meaghan was shoveling her walkway in hopes of getting to Waltham by New Years.