Terrorist Dogs

He does it again, but this time it’s worse than ever. Our great leader and prime minister just signed off on a retreat agreement to foster and rehabilitate all the dogs captured in Syria during the war with Isis, some of these dogs have been proven to be involved in the conflict and were interrogated by officials but the investigation lead to the conclusion that none of the canines were acting out of their own will so under proper training they believe they can become great dogs especially if utilized for their current training delivering packages except these won’t explode hopefully unless of course the dogs were also trained on how to manufacture bombs but none of the evidence lead the investigators to believe so.