David Miller named new Offensive Line Coach at Notre Dame.

Goshen High School star and former Offensive Line Coach, David Miller, named new OL coach at Notre Dame. He replaces Harry Heisted who recently left for same position with the Chicago Bears
When asked what Coach Miller thought about the opportunity his response was quit surprising: I’m actually not a Notre Dame fan at all Miller stated. Actually since I’ve worked at Columbus East my hatred has manifested. I have this co-worker of mine who is a big Notre Dame fan and a major jackass! He was our running back coach for years and would communicate to his players in Gaelic. Our Running Backs didn’t know what the hell he was saying, we were lucky if they lined up in the right direction. And if I have to sit through one more pregame ritual watching that sorry ass movie, Rudy, I’d rip my eyes out. And that dumbass Gipper speech, wasn’t the Gipper one of our Presidents??? So how in the hell did he die in college?
Tell you the truth, to get away from this whack job, I’d taken the Notre Dame job for free. Shit if the all girl school, across the street, started a football team; I’d coach them before I spent another second with this jerkoff.
With all that said, thank you Coach Kelly, Jack Swarbrick, and Father Jenkins for the opportunity. Go Irish!