Life Of The Party

A local area man was the the life of the party while demonstrating the ” two in the pink one in the stink technique.”
The party was in awe of his sexual prowess. One witness said ” I appreciate him showing us these techniques, but I am just a beginner. I think I will just stick with doggystyle. I am not ready for this advanced stuff like that. What happens if I screw it up and put 1 in the pink and 2 in the stink?”
One woman was just flabbergasted. She said “I didnt even know there was moves like this out there. My lowsy husband never does stuff like that. I am kicking his boring ass right in the dick when I get home”
Despite the overall positive response to his display of masterfull love making and ass play, the young man ended up going home alone. Condemned to a night of masturating with a beef liver while watching Guardians of the Galaxy on tv.