Plumber falls through floor, demands proctological exam!

Yesterday at around 5:30pm near 95th and maple, a plumber with no flashlight stepped into a dark bathroom and, with no flashlight, fell through a hole that was just big enough to be seen if he had a flashlight with him. He dislocated his shoulder and fractured the socket on his way down. “I tried to lethal weapon it back in” he told doctors while being examined.
The doctor informed him of the possibility of surgery and he strongly requested that he’d “rather have two fingers up my ass”.
So the doctor obliged.