Zombie Drug Infects Snowmen

Across the United States snow men everywhere have been affected by bath salts! A smuggler used a sanitized sewage tank aboard a commercial jet flying from Florida to Seattle to smuggle bath salts. The valve somehow became jostled on take off and distributed the crystals across the United States. There have been multiple reports of snow men attacking and digesting humans and animals. So far they are not known to move more than a foot from their location, probably because they are made without legs and feet. Be cautious and report any strange behavior to the Center for Disease Control.