Airplane Forced To Land Due To Woman’s Foul Smelling Crotch

“I thought something had done crawled up in that bitch and died. It smelled like burned weave, shit and skunk juice.” Said one TSA Worker that refused to be identified.

The woman was identified as Kay Parkins (absolutely no relation to the prestigious Parkins family of Dutchessburg). She and her private staff were on a chartered flight from Ecuador when the coach was forced to make an emergency landing in Austin, TX. Flight crew reportedly complained about the heavy foul odor coming from Ms. Parkins, the co-pilot then came out of the cockpit to speak to Ms. Parkins and reportedly couldn’t bare to hold his composure without gagging and chocking uncontrollably along with a clear discoloration and discomfort on his face. It was also reported to us that a female flight attendant tried to use the coach bathroom after Kay and fainted and hit her head and she is now being treated at a local hospital and is expected to make a full recovery.

We ask that Kay gets the necessary help she needs. More news to follow with this story as it expands.