Aliens and UFOs Invade DTP

On Thursday night several unidentified flying objects were seen hovering close to the ground by the Navajo River north of Dulce, NM. The area is where a locally famous Aabachii, Eldon Lucero’s tipi is located. The “Dirty TP” is a well known hangout to the locals, namely Denise Inez and Annette Valdez. It is believed that Mr. Lucero may have in his possession a valuable piece belonging to the Aliens. Any suspicious activity around the DTP should be reported immediately to the local FBI. Do not approach the Aliens or the locality of the DTP.