Dana Belman and Pet Pearit Found Alive After Feared Missing

Huntington Beach, CA — After a day of sending no annoying texts that say “Look, look” and “Weaver buried you”, friends and family became concerned that Dana Belman, 43, originally of Lakewood, CA and now currently homeless and living in a couch, had been abducted by aliens or was in a massive baca-binge. But he has been found, unharmed and still penniless.