Government Now Pay for CCS

Trump just passed a law that would pay Black Americans diagnosed with CCS as much as $2000.00/month.
CCS, commonly known as Classic Coon Syndrome has been recently accepted as a chronic condition by the Center for Disease Control. CCS usually attacks the brain around election time, but has been know to last a lifetime.
There are no studies conducted by anyone to determine if the disorder is connected to money or financial gain or plain stupidity.