Sandler fires Londonderry’s Gorman from Grandma’s Boy Dos- “Dude’s next level Gary Busey weird.”

Adam Sandler fires lead actor amidst allegations that Gorman is a super strange impulsive filterless weirdo.
After only 3 days on set Londonderry’s Ryan Gorman was cut from the Sandler production for antics the Billy Madison star could only describe as “Dude’s like next level Gary Busey weird.” Gary Busey could not be reached for comment. Although a representative for the Nick Nolte stunt double responded with a picture of giant teeth. Cast members David Spade and Tim Meadows had their own odd experiences with the 39 year old would be star. Spade describes his first encounter with Gorman as nothing short of strange. “We’re all sitting in Sandman’s trailer and in walks this tall skinny dude holding 5 plastic grocery bags. Adam says “Hey Ry! Come on in meet the fellas.” He proceeds to fist bump everyone… with a very odd and gentle double tap. While each time saying “24, I enjoy saying hello to you.”… Ok super strange first impression but, I know I chalked it up as dudes probably trying to be silly and hoping to I don’t know impress us or whatever. Then he looks Schneider right in the eye and says “omg khed…. Robert fucking Schneider bro!! Wow! So cool to meet you sire. I loved your Oscar winning line from Big Madison when you were saying uh fucking hiphopanonymous dude… so sick.” Rob completely befuddled, tries to force a friendly smile and replies “haha nah no Oscar for that one which I couldn’t believe either.” Abnormally loud Ryan retorts “Nooooo Human fucking way micro Elvis! How!! Who snubbed ya?… or did they actually eliminate the Best line combining a music genre and animal by an 8th lead in a film?”…. I gotta admit, that one made belly laugh…. to which stretch with the plastic bags shoots me a thousand yard stare snorts aggressively and whines “heyyyy not funny dickie Roberts…. that category is boss… boss as mutha boss…. also I am so proud of you regarding the stories I read about how awesome you are at vagina. You’re on pace to be a distant second behind his majesty Pauly Shore, the legendary lord of labia… so cool right…. the weez bags so much strange khed… real numbers too bub. None of that Scott Baio horse shit. Dude how crazy though that so many ah dem dames have a fetish for Nordic Pygmy gents… also very cool… never seen one outside of the wax sculpture they have at the New Hampshire Mueseum of People Specicies.” So meadows tries to change the subject. Yea so I stood up (now Tim meadows talking) and said “I hear ya man hahaha… so what’s with the bags?.” and this dude just starts talking but as loud as yelling going “WOW GARRET MORRIS I CANT BELIEVE MYSELF!! MY MANNERS ARE ACTUAL CRAPPED ON PIS FLAKES,, HOW DARE I WALK IN HEEEEERREE AND PRESENT PIS FLAKES.” Then without warning continues his rant in a, actually a really decent Jason Statham impression… caught me off guard actually. You don’t hear an aces Statham too often.” My pis flake manners right, here ya go mate, gotta little keepsake for each of you. Dees are primo authentic plastic bags from a real Market Basket.” Spade and I in awkward almost eerie unison just let out a “The fuck is Market Basket?” I guess that’s actually what not to say because this Gorman dude just becomes completely unhinged screaming “You Hollywood upity donkeys think you will stroll onto sovereign New England soil and blaspheme?!… you shall not… you will not!”… that’s when Adam finally spoke up and was clearly annoyed “Um Ryan… I’m from New Hampshire sooo I think maybe you” the dude just cuts him off by shrieking “JUDAS!!!! Shut your fucking mouth!!!! You’re favorite baseball team is who now??… yeahhhh that’s right you piece of filthy traitorous shit… the Yankees… that took New Hampshire out of your soul…. we only let you linger because we need you for one thing and one thing only… when we are asked by flatlander heathens what state we are from and we tell them… only to be met with blank stares we simply say to them… where Adam Sandler is from…. ohhhh yeah… that’s why AdSan… because they’re shit and you’re shit so we give the shit shit.”… then just a huge thick awkward silence… only by Gorman bursting it with laughing and saying “omg holy shit… guys hey how’s it going wow hahaha Ryan Gorman hahaha jeezuz that wa great omg so fucking cool to meet you guys, I grew up on you legends man… so surreal… Mr. Sandler thanks for the opportunity man… so grateful for this chance.”…. Sandler just so obviously annoyed “so that was all just a joke or act?”…. “yea yea, trying something new, yea all made up… all of it kidding… well except calling Schneider micro Elvis… obviously… fucking spot on right?!…. so marketable too… I mean just do what they do for the Chipmunks…. damn I’m telling you… lotta bread in your pockets with that one.” Sandman just stood up and was like “You fuckin weird weird WEIRD fucking weirdo get the fuck out man. There is no chance I will spend 12 weeks on location shooting a film with a rookie actor who is that uncomfortably strange in the first 9min of meeting the producer and his cast mates for the first time ever… sorry man goodbye….. but I will be in touch regarding Micro Elvis because that idea is lit.”