Spot Shits Himself at Vet Office

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– The low IQ town of Groveport Ohio was in shock today!

Authorities say that the dog belonging to Raider Nathanael, accidentally pooped during a routine veterinarian visit. “ We were shocked when we were examining Spot for a foot injury, when he suddenly shit himself”, according to the attending veterinarian staffers and police report

Spot, the young student’s dog,
Apparently left quite a large turd on the examining table. FBI and atmospheric people were called in as the entire city began holding its nose.

Authorities are now investigating the incident. One police officer was seeing gagging as he was leaving the site of The crime and exclaimed “ I ain’t never seen a turd that size before “
CBS News tonight for more details ..