Elvis Has Not Left the Building

Elvis is alive and well! Reports have been made that the famous King of Rock and Roll has been found in Hawaii. It is believed that Elvis had faked his own death to escape the stress of living life as a famous celebrity. Elvis was found living a stress free and beautiful life. Found with Elvis there were multiple articles discussing his death and how he had died. It was also brought to our attention that Elvis got married and had a kid with a woman in Hawaii. His wife is unknown and he will not confess to anything as of right now, this investigation is ongoing and will be solved soon. For the past years Elvis has been living his best life in disguise as a native from Hawaii named Ikaia Kapono. It is said that Elvis is now being held in trial and being disciplined for his wrongful actions of faking his own death. Further information will be released to the public during the investigation.