Respectable EIB manager Giorgio Watschinger arrested for indecency.

Giorgio Watschinger, a well known manager of the European Investment Bank EIB, based in Luxembourg, has been arrested for indecent behaviour after he has been caught in the act of having anal sex with a goat at the National Zoo. Apparently, he was visiting the zoo with his girlfriend and then disappeared. Mr. Watschinger declared to the police that the goat resembled to him Selena Gomez so that he could not resist. Further investigations on the goat are in order.