RON WEASLEY FOUND DEAD ON TRAIN TRACKS

RON WEASLEY WAS FOUND DEAD BY A HIPPIE AFTER BEING HIT BY TRAIN. IT IS REPORTED THAT HE HAD HORRIBLE CUTS ON HIM. FUNERAL SERVICES WILL BE ON MARCH 1, 2018. HE WILL BE MISSED BY HIS LOSER BROTHER, PUNK FRIEND, AND STUPID RAT. AFTER HIS GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH HIM, APPARENTLY THIS IS HIS SUICIDE. HE WAS A WEREWOLF.