Breaking News…The Stinks Guitarist Willie E Stinks Found Still Alive

GLENSIDE – In a startling development for the Rock n Roll community, not so famous The Stink guitarist and beer drinker Willie E Stinks also known as Bill Hughes was found alive on Wednesday.
Authorities said they found his animated body sitting beside an amp, picking at a guitar and murmuring some about learning Bowie Tunes.

The Stinks just performed to a sold crowd at the North Penn VFW. Members of the stinks were unavailable for comment