CNA arrested for assault at satin lady

The news came today that 48 year old Tiffany Elizabeth Klein Koonce was arrested last night at a popular gentlemen’s club for trying to pole dance while another entertainer was also on the pole. The entertainer suffered minimal injuries. Tiffany (a.k.a granny delite) fell off the pole she had shoved the other young lady off of. Then suffered a swore bottom. When staff tried to escort “dear old granny” out of the building, she assaulted the bouncers and 2 bartenders while screaming “I’M A F@&*ING GRANDMA B@TCHES!” police arrived at the scene, subdued the suspect and promptly arrested her with no set amount of bail for dear old granny.