Hotel Explosion, Secret Service agents injured.

Former President Obama, his wife Michelle and Hillary Clinton were all injured in a recent explosion at an unnamed hotel last night. Sources close to the three said they were meeting for their weekly late night rendezvous. All was well when a the explosion happened. Witnesses on the floor said all they know was they dropped off email servers and some wild AK-47’s and illegitimate AR-15’s stormed the hotel room. Moments later there were screams and the e-mail servers could be heard yelling God save the Queen before detonating. This in turn detonated the SNUKES that the three were rectally inserting into each-other. The entire floor was obliterated and rained down debris onto the Anti-fa protest being held in the street as they were demanding that the Washington monument be torn down due to the atrocities of George Washington.