A man, approximately 6 foot stall, and 7 foot wide, was seen beating someone to near death with a “sixteen inch, black rubber dildooos” described an elderly man named Rob Gibbons. this Fat man beat the person so badly he suffered many weeks and surgery to remove the soiled seaman from the end of this dangerous weapon used. the Dna of this seamon matched to the same as the person doing the beating! for the people of duffryn, i have some bad news. it was Jack…. Fat Jack!