Active “Shooter” doesn’t show up to shoot….basketballs!

Renowned local “shooter”, Caesar “Li’l Cease-a-Leo” Morales, failed to attend a regularly schedule basketball meeting for the 18th week out of the last 20. According to an insider speaking anonymously, Mr. Morales may have lost his stroke, and is afraid of the competition that shows up each week. This insider also stated that Mr. Morales is a little b***h, and will be for as long as he keeps ducking Monday afternoon basketball.

This story will be updated if additional info is forthcoming.