BREAKING: Dessert Officially Breakfast

Upper Camp Perlman, PA

Camp dining halls across North America are buzzing over the news that broke today out of the Camp Chefโ€™s Association annual International Convention. Itโ€™s official, doughnuts are a standalone well-balanced breakfast.

The landmark decision would not have been possible without the recent move from the Camp Dessert Lobby, which took a stand after a series of late night Shuk raids that left a trail of candy wrappers and melted ice cream sandwiches. Also found amongst the wreckage was a set of tongs that had gone missing from the kitchen, along with a ransom note written in Ukrainian.

Investigators are calling this an active investigation. Chef Jeff was not available for comment.