BREAKING NEWS: Rockwell Admits, “I Can’t Beat Paul Without Cheating”

Current WFC Champion and leader of the Villains, Tim Rockwell, was recently overheard admitting that he knows the only way he can defeat Paul PuertoRico on October 13th is by cheating.

“He’s got so much more experience and talent than I do. He’s been wrestling longer than I have. Shoot, he’s even better looking than me! How is that fair?” Rockwell stated. “If you think for one minute that I’m going to give him a fair match, you’re out of your mind. Whether it’s my boys, the Villains, or Shirley, you can bet I’ll do everything I can to give myself an edge over Paul, otherwise he’d bead me in less than a minute.”