Kiefer Sutherland is DEAD!

Just moments ago, famous alcoholic actor Kiefer Sutherland drown in a pool. It appeared he may have been pushed by a young man who then fled the scene immediately after. Medical assistance was requested in the form of links for CPR instructions but no one provided any and so Kiefer died. What we mean to say is, Kiefer Sutherland, better known as Bron in the upcoming Land Before Time 15 is DEAD. DEAAAAAD. The films producers are pushing on though, and Leslie Jones is said to be in the lead for his replacement.