PICKAWAY COUNTY MAN ACCUSED OF LEWD ACTS

Breaking News – A Circleville man was arrested last night for allegedly licking another man’s penis after the gentleman finished urinating. The incident took place at the Roosters in German Village and is still under investigation. The accused, Damon “Tiny” Baker, claims the accuser was suffering from a “cold pecker”. Baker stated he offered his mouth as a microwave. Tune in tonight at 11 PM for the additional details.