A young man by the name of Taylor Bishop (known by his friends as “Tot”) recently received one of the most prestigious honors in collegiate education. Bishop is known for his medicinal habits but never thought he would receive an award such as this. He had this to say at the ceremony, “I’d like to thank god first and foremost, and my plug, man… he really is the plug. Know what I’m sayin? Anyway, the main thing is the support that this wonderful plant gives me. I don’t know if I’d be able to make it through this crazy life without my girlfriend MJ. She’s always there for me, through all the highs and lows, but mostly the highs.” Bishop says he has no plans to slow down this habit of his, and after a speech like that, shit, I may even take a toke myself.
Channel 23 Action News – Billy Smithensonson