Time Jumper

NASA has done it again without any effort. A man by the name of Roger Federer NASA’s personal engineer was seen earlier last month time jumping. A time jumper is a person that can cross dimensional travel to other worlds and time zones. Apparently the key to this dimensional traveling is a alien metal from a planet we know Asgard. A planet that we know nothing about and that apparently have super beings that are far more technical and physically advanced. The White House information commitee and speaker of Congress Paul Ryan is to make a announcement 8.00pm central eastern time.