IT Department Under Investigation of Leak

Typically these days when you read about a leak and see the words “IT Department” it’s common to think about WikiLeaks or something similar – not when it comes to the Hanford site located in Washington State. Reports are showing that due to gross negligence in the reactor’s network support team, the site experienced an emergency situation after a portion of a tunnel that contained rail cars full of nuclear waste collapsed.

Initially, the Washington state Department of Ecology stated that there wasn’t anything to worry about and a spokesman from the Hanford Nuclear Reservation’s IT Department was quoted as saying, “It’s not “bad” bad.”

This serious situation can only get worse as the Hanford spokesman was described as being a “scrub neckbeard” with “titties”.