Man charged with indecent exposure for defecating in truck bed.

Jared Kight of Salem NH was arrested Thursday morning for defecating in the back of a dump truck in downtown Boston. Children and old ladies from apartment buildings above could see him clearly. He had no intentions of stopping and one 93 year old woman was so distraught…she fainted and fell out of her 8th story apartment building…Only to land in a pile of his shit. Tragedy this man couldn’t be more respectful. Sad days for truckers everywhere. It was said he later tried to cover up his crime by burying the lady covered in shit with pavement. He was caught by a co-worker Danny Kight that said something smelled funny when he was dumping out.

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