Early this morning, Novato resident, Larry Jean in an apparent act of rage and anger packed up his kids and shipped them via UPS to Mr. John Smith who was this mornings highest bidder. The guidelines of the sale were unclear but what is known is chords, work and more chores were just a few of the stipulations. The kids are now working on a cow patty farm where they will be able to buy their freedom for a mere 1.5 Millon American dollars. Moral of the story is don’t complain about what you have for it can be taken from you.
Novato resident sells his kids on eBay
