Senior Citizen Missing after all nighter with midget Prostitutes.

After what was supposed to be only a few drinks with friends, a senior citizen is missing. He was last seen at the Little and Busty Gentlemen’s club wearing a silver thong and flip flops. Sources say he could be at a local run down Trucks Stop seaching for lizards. If seen please approach with caution, subject answers to the name of Big Cheif! please contact 918-jks-onyu