Happy St. Totteringhams day!

Tottenham Hotspur, a football team from north London, recently celebrated finishing above their North London rivals for the first time in 21 years. Unfortunately, their rivals may have the last laugh. It has emerged that Tottenham may have committed tax fraud and will be handed the standar punishment of 12 points. This would put them 12 points behind arsenal going into the final game of the season.
Things were all going well for Daniel Levy until this story broke. The police are concerned that he may be the target of anti-Semitic abuse after committing this monetary crime. After all, everyone knows the Jews love their money.
Maybe the arsenal fans should reconsider their vitriolic hate campaign on Mr Wenger after he has sneaked them into the top four ahead of Tottenham. This will be the 22nd consecutive season in the champions league provided they match tottenhams result on Sunday.