Local Man Arrested After Three Hour Police Standoff

A four year search for notorious fugitive Robert Grant Sr involving local police, RCMP, and authorities from the states of Michigan and Colorado has ended after a four hour standoff at a Windsor adult novelty stores.
At approximately 4:00 pm this afternoon, the Windsor Police Service received a call from The Stag Shop with a male caller reporting he had spotted Grant inside the store attempting to purchase several items including a headless torso used for sexual gratification. He stated he recognized Grant from several news reports from the United States and Canada and realized that he had an international fugitive in the store.
Fearing for his life and the safety of others, the quick thinking employee began demonstrating several types of toys to Grant while another employee dialed 911.